Animated Tumblr Themes

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

image

Whoa there Jesus

squadleader-hanjizoe:

my favourite part of maths is learning a new thing and being like “oh so thAT’S what that button is for” on the calculator

subhumann:

I don’t understand why men are so grossed out by periods? Like you literally eject unborn babies and want us to swallow it…???
I don’t understand

danyouimagine:

howull:

i’m british someone tell me what a super bowl is 

gay porn for straight men

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

image