do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

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goldenfleeces:

14 was 2000 years ago

(via jihadology)

starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

(via greed)

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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(via encourage)

Good for you. Want a cookie

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kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

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indsie:

did apple forget about the new emojis they promised

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dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

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lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

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